Personal Hygiene Day

Today is personal hygiene day in our home. So far we have fake washed our hands seven times, fake dried them five times, wiped the fake snot from our nose four times, unrolled the toilet paper twice, brushed our teeth four times (twice fake, twice real,) sat on the potty six times, made a parental unit sit also four times, and fake clipped our nails six times. The only thing real were the tears and shakes when real bath time comes around;)