The Drool Factory

We must be teething...and if there ever was a job description for what we do...here it is...:)

The Meyer Family Inc. is seeking a full time drool catcher. Responsibilities include performing a variety of clean up operations including but not limited to...
Wiping drool off chins, faces, elbows, lips, feet, chest.
Supervising blowing of bubbles.
Wiping or "trimming" the "bubble beard."
Successful candidate must possess the ability to detect and prevent drool operations before they get "out of hand"

Performance will be strictly measured by the ability to meet specific "clothing changing goals" i.e. ideally limiting changes of clothes to 5 in one 12 hour period (not including blowouts)

Candidate must be willing and able to endure several job situations including but not limited to...
The ability to lift 14lbs.
The willingness to get excess drool on his or her work clothes.
The willingness to accept smiles.