Brace Yourself

Lets face it, we're not professional writers. In fact, I will do my best to keep the spelling errors to a minimum. The following are random thoughts as we reflect on life and our beautiful family. Hope family and friends enjoy!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Mission: Im-Potty-Able

Your mission, if you choose to accept it; infiltrate the water closet area in the vicinity of established residence on Heatherstone drive. Use necessary means of coercion to execute #1 & #2 without disruption to neighboring parties. Exit area ensured to be clean by inspection. Conduct similar missions on the advice of your personal self knowledge; retaining information specific to ensuring this continuing mission is conducted in a solo fashion.
Your supplies:
Arm and Hammer Toddler Training collection device cover.
Graco portable collection device.
Red agent height enhancer.
Supplied agent vehicle:
Huffy Minnie Mouse scooter, with bell

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